...What? Oh!
...What? Oh!
my bf: *doesnt reply*

me: [fuck this, I can do so much better than this ashy ass bitch. what am I supposed to do with some lil dick for the rest of my life anyways??? let me call his best friend MATTER OF FACT LET ME CALL HIS BROTHER. he’s not even that cute for me to be stressing over him. only reason I dated him is cause my girl told me to give his lil ugly ass a chance I'm over it tho, next! ha ha!]
my bf: my bad I had to pee. 

me: I thought you did! wassup babe 😍😛
Theres only 1 picture on this site with 13 million notes

So I’m P sure I pissed on my boyfriend last night…I got drunk and couldn’t drive home so he picked me up and I spent the night at his place, and we was fuckin’ when suddenly I felt a lot of water between us and I just assumed I squirted, even though I never felt a build up or anything, I just assumed I was too drunk to notice, but this morning my entire snach area and low part of my ass cheeks stunk of piss. :/ They still do. I should probably shower…but yeah..Come to think of it, i also remember everything stinging last night too. Probably from my peepee getting into my freshly shaven pores down there 3: 

snark0lepsy:

The Whitest Kids U’ Know x

I love my IUD so far ^_^ I get wet again, I like sucking dick again, and I’m squirting more than ever! It’s been so long since I’ve squirted! Do you know how proud I feel when I squirt??  I don’t mean to gross anyone out or shit, but a few days ago my boyfriend was fingering me on his porch and at first I felt a few trickles roll down my leg but then suddenly I literally heard, what sounded like a cup of water get dumped on the wooden floor. Shit was so nuts! Then the same thing happened in the kitchen like 5 minutes later! Just a loud fucking splash hit the tile floor! I was a fucking stream or sprinkler that night! I literally couldn’t stop squirting lol I left such a huge fucking puddle of squart on the floor and my drunk ass kept slipping in it. I haven’t been able to do that kind of damage since like the 2nd month of being on birth control pills! The cramps hurrrrt but so far I’m happy with the switch 

103312:

life pt. 12,472

103312:

life pt. 12,472

Me in two sentences.
Me: I won't get jealous
Me: Who's this fucking whore

celestial-sexhair:

disadvantages of having thick hair

  • your head is always 100000 degrees
  • shedding everywhere
  • snapping thin combs
  • spend $100 on dye if you want to color it
  • hair is still wet 2 years after you showered
  • styling your hair takes longer than growing it

advantages of having thick hair

  • ????